Welcome to the Atrium
 
 
  Our Goals
  To appease the Soviet Government and crush democracy and all followers of it.
 
  Our Services
  Homicide, Genocide, Lenocide, and the general money laundering schemes.
 
  Your Cost
  Kosts for Russian Konsumers tend to be very cheap.
1 Homicide - 10,000 rubles
2-3 Homicides - Donation of a young one for Kossak training
Genocide - Donation of 3-5 little Kossaks and 10-50 women for mail order brides
Money laundering - But of course, a piece of the aktion (5-10%)
Other Services - Kontakt your lokal KGB member
 
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The Federal Bureau of Incompetance
Don't plan on them getting in our way.

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